You don’t really know you have shit body coordination until you attempt to dance
But you and Leslie like to hold hands and jump off of cliffs together, into the great unknown. You two have a good relationship, I don’t personally know what that’s like, but I’m given to understand that it means you’re gonna land on your feet.
at the young age of 5, a bear told me that i am the only person who can prevent forest fires. why i was chosen, i’ll never know.
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
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As the spouse of an MJ staffer (and self-identified ladyblogger) just said: “Wow, this is like, the most cynical women’s magazine evar.” Which, y’know, is saying something.
Gosling-Puppy combo. TUMBLR ASSIGN! Sumbuddy photoshop that.
With all that bending you’d think someone would get hit.
Sylvia Plath (via aepocrypha)