(Source: yolandawinsston)

You don’t really know you have shit body coordination until you attempt to dance

But you and Leslie like to hold hands and jump off of cliffs together, into the great unknown. You two have a good relationship, I don’t personally know what that’s like, but I’m given to understand that it means you’re gonna land on your feet.

wvnderbar:

at the young age of 5, a bear told me that i am the only person who can prevent forest fires. why i was chosen, i’ll never know.

(Source: drarna)

cosmo tip #185

plaguemetoanend:

when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice

(Source: mmercyy)

"Always consider how naked you currently are when evaluating an “I love you."

newsweek:

motherjones:

More outstanding content from magazine.foxnews.com.

As the spouse of an MJ staffer (and self-identified ladyblogger) just said: “Wow, this is like, the most cynical women’s magazine evar.” Which, y’know, is saying something.

Gosling-Puppy combo. TUMBLR ASSIGN! Sumbuddy photoshop that.

LoK Finale

paperseverywhere:

With all that bending you’d think someone would get hit. 

sumofmylife:

pamplemoose:

#Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious he can fit ANE ENTIRE BABY IN ONE HAND #HE’S A FUCKING GIANT

 #oh my god that’s a baby #i thought it was like a burrito

(Source: jennyjennybobenny)

"I wanted to tell you how you are beginning to be the one I can talk to. I don’t write this to you, because it is not time. I may never tell you, and in years, I may not need to, because you might become part of my life—-physically and mentally… and there would be no need to verbalize because you would understand."

Sylvia Plath (via aepocrypha)

(Source: lavandula)