The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
“This is all your fault, Prongs.”
“It would have gone fine if you had just STAYED IN THE CAR.”
Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’
HOLY SHIT HE’S RIGHT IT’S CREEPY
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
break up lines: I don’t ship us
we’re my notp
we’re no longer canon
we can still be a brotp
Pizza BBF Necklaces via Incredible Things.
dude what the hell is the opposite of ‘oral’
I happened across this site while looking for something.
Less formal photo got me curious, so I clicked
look at this QWOP cosplay gif I found
i propose a new olympic event.