"Yesterday when I was outside with my sister, she dumped a bunch of glitter on me. Later when my mom saw me glittering in the sun, she asked me when I had transformed into Edward. I replied that I was actually just a male stripper. She asked “What’s the difference?” Good question. MLIA"

MLIA.

lolz.

"Today I realized that for every story on this website about yelling out a Harry Potter spell and having a complete stranger respond, there’s probably a ton where no one responded and it became extremely awkward. I learned that in the elevator today. MLIA"

MLIA (i just discovered it. :D)