(Source: stupendousace)

Have you seen my snake?

Homeboy wanted to get this shirt. I pointed out that he would most likely wear this shirt only when he’s with dudes. He changed his mind.

I’d rather hear a guy say “I made plans for us” instead of the usual “I dunno, it’s whatever you wanna do.”

“Stalking” is a strong word. I like to look at it as “intense research on an individual”.

It’s anthropology, really.