Three things I’ll never do:

• smoke,
• drugs, and
• you.

I like being annoying on Facebook.

I think one of the reasons why some people choose not to be friends with their exes is that it’s so easy to go back to how things were because of the familiarity of it all. It’s so easy to slip back to old habits and then call them something new. “Oh, I’m just going to see a movie with him. Just as friends. Harmless really.” And so these movies turn to dinner dates and to outings and then in a moment, when he reaches for your hand and you gaze into his eyes, you realize that nothing has changed. Yet things are supposed to change, aren’t they? Living in the past won’t do you any good.

I think my parents don’t have a clue what I do when I’m on the laptop.

I bet they think I’m using Google all day because that’s the only site I open when they’re near.

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

(Source: richardcastles)

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WEEKEND MORNINGS

tomywife:

There’s really no real reason for either of us to put pants on unless we are leaving the house. Even then, pants are negotiable based on distance from the front door.

It matters.

calimaki:

lol.

Even monsters with bajillion tentacles. But no, not you.