r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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closeyoureyesmakebelieve:

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Yes Jon Stewart!

(Source: sofuckingbeautifulbaby)

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Captain Nicholls & Joey

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(Ultimate Comics: Spider-Man - 14)

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lalondes:

at my wedding instead of saying “you may kiss the bride” i want the priest to say “you are now canon” and instead of throwing rice i want people to throw small print-outs of their favourite reaction pictures

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

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lokis-firm-butt:

Tina Fey and Robert Downey Jr. at the 2010 Oscars.
Requested by Vulgarians

Tony Stark Continued
Tony Stark Continued
Tony Stark Continued

Rob sweetie you aren’t really Tony Stark

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mister-comedy: My favorite color

mister-comedy:

My favorite color

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

omg photoshop has a bell pepper brush

(Source: sidbest)

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puresuke:

i really just love hearing people laugh at the things i say

nothing makes me happier than someone laughing really hard at my jokes

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Brotherly Love

littlephoenixrising:

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light-eco-sage: akimiya: I spent all day working on this because SDCC posters gave me feels I know I probably forgot this or that detail but whateva dgaf The feels…

light-eco-sage:

akimiya:

I spent all day working on this because SDCC posters gave me feels

I know I probably forgot this or that detail but whateva dgaf

The feels…