(Source: weheartit.com)

marowaksghost:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

(Source: ripmarowaksghost)

bookwormsociety:

siterlas:

“This is all your fault, Prongs.”

“It would have gone fine if you had just STAYED IN THE CAR.”

(Source: snuh)

(Source: thingsonhazelshead)

saucefactory:

Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’

HOLY SHIT HE’S RIGHT IT’S CREEPY

tanniewin:

Awww Damian … 

thisismyveritas:

Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”

break up lines: I don’t ship us

we’re my notp

we’re no longer canon 

we’re canoff

we’re cannot

we can still be a brotp

(Source: hipstercircle)

(Source: gifwich)

mkepizzaclub:

Pizza BBF Necklaces via Incredible Things. 

strifeandspook:

purex:

dude what the hell is the opposite of ‘oral’

Anal

I happened across this site while looking for something.

Less formal photo got me curious, so I clicked

omg

sofapizza:

finalellipsis:

look at this QWOP cosplay gif I found

i propose a new olympic event.

drapetomania:

omg

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

damnbountyhunter:

On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and then you start crying.

(Source: heronqueenblues)