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He showed up infront of my room’s door at 12am to give me a single white rose.
I stared at him for a few seconds because I was absolutely shocked. 

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Worst Nightmare Realized of the Day: When a seven-year-old girl in Hanover, Germany, lifted the lid of the toilet in her house, the last thing in the world she expected to find was a seven-foot-long boa constrictor staring back at her. But that’s precisely what she found.

The slithering sewer-dweller eventually made a U-turn down the S-bend, but not before police managed to snap a photo of the literal plumber’s snake.

A wildlife expert, offering a possible explanation, said “[p]eople buy these snakes when they are young and they grow very large very quickly and scare the life out of their owners who try to flush them down the lavatory or release them into the drains.”

brb, investing in a chamber pot.

[afp / photo: germanherald.]

THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHHHAHAHA

The awkward moment your crush starts talking about sex

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reblogging again

Omfg!!! The Snape gif=win

(Source: teachmehowtoskinny)