I swear to Gob

If I hear another person proclaim that ‘this generation’s music sucks’

I will staple that close-minded, pretentious douchebag’s mouth shut. 

The one thing I dislike about the general public is this habit of answering ‘I don’t know’ when faced with an unfamiliar issue and leaving it at that. It seems people are content with not knowing things and they accept, without protest, that they don’t (and won’t) understand. In a world where information can be accessed any time and literally with our fingertips (Google!), why is there this astounding lack of human curiosity and the thirst for knowledge?

imaslytherinbitch:

nympha-impedimenta:

AU MEME: draco/hermione → Teacher & Student

Draco is a teacher and Hermione is his student. They become more and form a secret, but forbidden relationship.


The classroom was finally empty and she waited a few more seconds before saying anything.
“Draco…” she purred seductively.
“Granger!” he interrupted. “How many times have I told you? It’s Mr.  Malfoy to you,” he reminded her through a fierce whisper.
“Fine! Right…sorry, ‘Mr. Malfoy’,” she mocked, irritated that he would ruin the mood so quickly.
He smirked as he liked to agitate the little spitfire.
“Keep that in mind, Granger,” he whispered before leaning in to kiss her on the lips.


omg can i have this smut or
How teens and adults text

pagsy:

hoyitsjcbayan:

Expectations:

Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out?

Reality:

Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?

Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

LITERALLY SO RELEVANT

I’ve been asked quite a few times recently if I’m seeing anyone. I always answer with a fictional character’s name and I get a snort of laughter in reply.

WHY

HE MAY BE FICTIONAL BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN OUR LOVE IS.