February 2012
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I just realized I’m not attracted to anyone in my life, right now. I don’t even have special feels (or a crush) for someone.
Celebrities/fictional characters have ruined me.
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Dip-Dye hair with Kool Aid! →
crissey8:
Special thanks to Ainslee for the tip!!! :)
*** Been itching to try ombre hair but too afraid to risk bleaching/coloring your hair? Want to see if it suits you first before actually going to a salon to have it done? Want temporary dip-dyed hair?
Here’s how!
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You will need:
• Plastic cups (2) • Plastic (4) • Popsicle sticks / Stirrer • Dye applier/brush (optional) • Hair...
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“My bed was a time machine. A soaring vessel of time and space cloaked in warm...”
– (Wedding Essentials, Jan-Jun 2008 issue)
“Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via katelizabeth)
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Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No no no officer, it's hi how are you
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gingerhaze:
How to write a paper:
Go on Tumblr for a few hours
Lie on the floor
Cry
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Anonymous asked: Why do you post shitty things about your life?
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So I finished probably 66.67% of what I needed to do tonight.
I only sacrificed a good night’s sleep! WOW!
(no actually i would rather have that sleep thing now please)
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Cosmo Taught Me: Even if I say no, I want sex; I...
thingsilearnedfromcosmo:
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I am beyond utter exhaustion and I haven’t even begun to work on the things I need to work on.
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Anonymous asked: Muffins. Styrofoam. Pina Colada. Clorox. Television. Crayons. Darth Vador, R2D2, Paper Towels.
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I like being alone.
tokyo-tea:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
“You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...”
– J.K. Rowling (via hbks)
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