February 2012
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gingerhaze:
How to write a paper:
Go on Tumblr for a few hours
Lie on the floor
Cry
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Anonymous asked: Why do you post shitty things about your life?
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So I finished probably 66.67% of what I needed to do tonight.
I only sacrificed a good night’s sleep! WOW!
(no actually i would rather have that sleep thing now please)
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Cosmo Taught Me: Even if I say no, I want sex; I...
thingsilearnedfromcosmo:
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I am beyond utter exhaustion and I haven’t even begun to work on the things I need to work on.
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Anonymous asked: Muffins. Styrofoam. Pina Colada. Clorox. Television. Crayons. Darth Vador, R2D2, Paper Towels.
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I like being alone.
tokyo-tea:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
“You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...”
– J.K. Rowling (via hbks)
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Watchmuchacha11:
chocolatejigglypuff:
angriestboy:
And now, with kids shows, we’re afraid to touch on subjects like death, divorce, and homosexuality, lest the parents phone up and throw a bitchfit. Television was educational not in that it taught us how to count by twos or what the word indigenous meant, but in the way it taught us life lessons in a way we were able to see, understand,...
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HEY BUREAU OF INTERNAL REVENUE HEYYYYYYYY
how do y’all expect taxpayers to pay the correct taxes when you haven’t even updated your website’s page on VAT information with the new thresholds as per the revenue regulation issued last year? smh honestly some folks actually read and rely on your site jsyk
oh god
someone help me
stop me from studying
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loveslight:
so when you become a magical girl
do you automatically do the transformation sequence or like…
is it gonna be really awkward the first few times until you learn the choreography
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the texts i never reply to:
hey can you do something (incredibly troublesome on your part) for me? plz
i totally get what you’re saying but actually not really so i’ll continue making an ass of myself
HI OMG I JUST HAD AN AMAZING TIME AT THE PARTY YOU WEREN’T INVITED TO! TEXT IT! <3
*pickup lines that are as old as my ancestors*
i’m going to send you a text every 5...
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You...”
– C.S. Lewis (via katelizabeth)
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